following e-mail I received this morning:
Titisee The police station is in urgent need of your help!
Since August 2010 driving two female. Wedding Crashers your mischief. They were described as slim, athletic blonde with a strong cheerful nature. Some witnesses speculated that the women could be the Rhineland origin. Even Cologne dialect is perceived. Some musicians testified to a growing interest, we quote, "kölsche music." The police have now found a new Exhibit A, a photo leaked. If you have any information that may lead to the capture of the perpetrators, please contact the
Since August 2010 driving two female. Wedding Crashers your mischief. They were described as slim, athletic blonde with a strong cheerful nature. Some witnesses speculated that the women could be the Rhineland origin. Even Cologne dialect is perceived. Some musicians testified to a growing interest, we quote, "kölsche music." The police have now found a new Exhibit A, a photo leaked. If you have any information that may lead to the capture of the perpetrators, please contact the
Police Department Titisee,
Commissioner candidate Krause, 07652/xxxxxx.
If you are planning a wedding, the following warning:
The perpetrators are not only extremely pleased natures, so that any well-planned wedding is stiff at risk. They also tend to exuberant dance as soon as "kölsche music plays.
your friend and helper
police Titisee
Exhibit A I fear wedding invitations are for Mrs. W and I in the near future not in it. ;-)
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